Posted by: glenda | August 7, 2007

Job Posting Professional Nose Wrangler

Help Wanted

Wanted:  Hollywood based sicophant to be on constant call reminding Hailey Duff to never be photographed in profile.  Applicants must be willing to work for small wages, benefits include Hillery cast-offs like Aaron Carter.  Former Brit,Lindsey, and Paris assistants need not apply.  No pantyless experience required.

Send applications to:

Ugly Sister Sitter Inc.

666 Shnoz Way

Hooknose, CL 90210


Responses

  1. Nearly peed my pants

    I have theories about Haley Duff. Theories!

  2. Okay…
    First go to yahoomail and set up an email account.
    Be sure to use your real name.
    that was a joke.
    Then:
    go back to wordpress and
    go to My Dashboard (up top there)
    click on Presentation
    click on Widgets
    grab a Text Widget and drag it up to your sidebar thingy
    double click on the post it looking iconny thing located in the top right corner of the Text Widget
    type in the email address (I live to drink @ yahoo. com)
    leave spaces between the words or you WILL get spammed. If people want to contact you that badly they’ll figure it out.

  3. q
    Very Interesting…

    G’night


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